The latest diet:

            I ran into an old friend the other day and couldn’t believe my eyes. He had lost at least 50 lbs. I asked him what he had done to make such a difference, and he replied, “I eat what I want and as much as I want, but I only swallow the salad.” Then he suggested that we do lunch. I suddenly found that I had a prior commitment.  

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Mental exercise:

            Avon has been wanting us to learn a foreign language. I guess she thinks that if I could speak French I would be more sophisticated and sexier. There’s a fat chance of that happening. If I spoke French, I would just be the same old Lou, except that nobody would be able to understand me. I told her that the only foreign language I would consider was Gaelic. That way if we were ever invaded by Irish Celtic Oak tree loving Druids, I would be able to tell them to, “Get out of my tree and off my property – and besides… that’s a Hickory!” 

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