Thursday, August 21, 2014

Golfing with the wife:
There are the rules of golf to be followed, and there are the rules of wife to be followed. This section concerns Hot Weather Golf.
When playing with the wife in hot weather one must:
1.      Rent a cart for sure.
2.      Drive that thing really fast to create a breeze, but never under any circumstance hit a bump.
3.      Always keep her side of the seat out of the sun, even if it means driving backward or sideways while going really fast and avoiding bumps.
4.      When approaching her ball, make sure that you get as close to it as humanly possible, while driving really fast avoiding bumps in reverse.
5.      If the sun is on her seat while she is making her shot you must stand where your body will keep it shaded.
6.      When approaching your ball, pull into the nearest shaded area with a breeze. Park her there and walk the 50 or 60 yards to your ball. Be sure to choose the right club so you don’t have to make a second trip.... Oh, and make your shot quickly, in case the breeze lets up.






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1 comment:

  1. So funny! I read this to my husband, we laughed and laughed! It's so true an that's what m a makes it so funny! Thanks for the laugh of the day.

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