Therapy

               I don’t really need a shrink, but he’s a nice guy and I’ve convinced him that I’m a loony. So he told me that I needed to get in touch with my feminine side… I didn’t know I had one, but he seemed to think it was an important thing to do. So I obliged him and did some pondering on it. The next session I went back and told him that I had done it and had come to a greater understanding of the female of our species. He thought that was marvelous, he felt I was making real progress.

I told him my conclusion was that I really liked women a lot and that they were my favorite opposite sex. I hate to see a grown man weep, so I dried his tears and told him I’d give it another try.  He said I should try to think like a woman… is that really possible?

So I came back the following week and told him that I’d made a breakthrough and found that I really liked shoes. He got really excited and asked me to tell him all about my shoe collection.

“Well,” I said, “I’ve got three pair… I have dress shoes, golf shoes, and an 8 year old pair of Reeboks.” I’ve got to start bringing a big box of Kleenex to those sessions.

“Life is much too important to be taken seriously.”

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