Technical stuff:

            The other day a fella, known to me as Chicken Thief, (I’m not sure if that’s his name or occupation) asked me a highly technical question. He said, “If you use a microwave to boil water can you turn the plug upside down and freeze water?” I’m sorry, but that’s the kind of people I attract. Would someone please research this one for me?

Be specific:

            We got dressed up and went out to dinner last week to a local landmark, which would soon be torn down by FEMA because it is prone to flooding. I thought I would give the waiter a little challenge and ordered Chateau Brione for two. I told him to make it half medium rare and half medium well. When it came and I cut into it the middle was rare. I told him that it wasn’t right, and he said, “Sir, the medium well half is the outer part and the medium rare half is the inner part.” He earned his tip.

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