And yet Another True Story
Many years
ago a good friend from long ago and I took a road trip. He is still a good
friend and a subscriber to this blog known to all as LP, but I’ll call him Bob
for short. We took off for Centralia, Illinois in my lime green 49 Ford coupe
on a summer evening. There was a big party going on, Centralia was only 50
miles away, and a lot of the guys and girls we knew were going. To make a long
story short, the party was in a honky-tonk dive and a real bust. We met up with
a couple of girls (whose names I have contemptuously forgotten) who were
looking for a ride back to town – done deal. Somewhere along the Oakaw River
bottoms we ran out of gas – how convenient can it get? But we really were out
of gas.
Since poor
old Bob was driving at the time he had to go for gas (road trip rule #77) while
I stayed to protect the girls – he-he-he. After watching Bob disappear into the
darkness the girls told me they were scared and that I should get a tire tool
or something out of the trunk – which I did. When I opened the trunk they
locked the doors; it dawned on me what they were scared of. No amount of
begging, whining, or promising could get those doors opened. I told them that
it was cold (80 degrees) and that I would freeze to death; one of them said
something about a fate worse than death.
Meanwhile Bob was having some
problems of his own; a couple picked him up and when he piled into the back
seat he found it full of guns. The man turned around and said, “Don’t worry
about those they’re not loaded… but this one is.” And he stuck a cannon under Bob’s
nose. I’ll wager that my friend was real close to having an accident about
then. It seems that there had been some break-ins in some of the fishing cabins
in the area and these folks were cleaning theirs out. They took Bob to a
station, got the owner to open up, and brought him back safe and sound. He
received a hero’s welcome from the girls and I was allowed back into my own
car. I have lived happily ever after, I’m pretty sure Bob has as well, and I
really don’t give a rip about the happiness or everafterness of those two
heartless and selfish girls.
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