Christmas Wish:

            Back in December, Avon asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted a new Nissan 380Z. When she finished choking, she said something about coming down to earth, that hell hadn’t frozen over yet, and that I should go to the mall and ask Santa for it. I said that I would, and she asked, “Would you really sit on his lap and ask him?” I told her, “His lap, the Easter Bunny’s lap; I’d even sit on the Energizer Bunny’s lap if it would put me in that car.” I got a golf bag and socks. Since it snowed on Christmas and I couldn’t play golf, so I spent the day playing with my socks.

Internet scams:

            Do you ever get those emails that claim to be from a lawyer in Indonesia saying that your Great Uncle Clarence has just died and left you 12 million dollars? All you need to do is verify that you are who you say you are to collect, which means giving all sort of personal information including your Social Security number. Just how stupid do they think we are? Great Uncle Clarence still owed me $82. If it was Great Uncle Arthur, I’d be all over it.

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