How do you
spell stupid? W-A-S-P:
I was hammering something on
the workbench when a wasp simply strolled across the bench in front of me. Did
he think I had forgotten all the sharp pains and swollen flesh I had endured
from those evil insects? Did he think that hammer in my hand could only be used
to drive nails? If that’s what he thought then he was stupid.
In the realm of one’s knowledge:
I once
worked with a woman who had been raised by a widowed mother, had never married,
and didn’t really like men all that much. One morning as I was going over some
business matter with her, she kept looking up at me and finally said, “You’ve
got toothpaste on your earlobe.” My first thought was, “Did I brush my ear
instead of my teeth?” It was possible. I reached up and tugged at my ear,
looked at my fingers. A trace of dried foam showed up – shaving cream. I guess
she simply had no knowledge or experience with our daily ritual of sacrificing
our whiskers to the grooming gods.
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