You can Call Me Moe, or You can Call Me
Joe……
As a man well seasoned by the years, I find some
things connected with age somewhat offensive. I don’t particularly like labels,
and what I call Geezer labels are especially offensive. You can call me just
about anything, but don’t call me:
·
Spry:
That’s a thick fatty substance that your mother used to fry chicken in and bake
pies with.
·
A
Senior Citizen: What the hell is that? Do they also have Freshman and Sophomore
Citizens?
·
An older
gentleman: That would only be half true.
·
Sir: If
you were standing before me at attention and we were both in uniform, then you
could call me sir, but I can guarantee that will never be the case.
·
Mr.
Bradshaw: If you don’t know my first name then you’d better find someone to
introduce us because I fully intend to use your first name…. if I can remember
it.
Books by Lou Bradshaw available from Amazon Kindle for many devices
A Fine Kettle of Fish - Adventure Humor
Hickory Jack - Western
Blue - Western
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