Wednesday, January 8, 2014

You can Call Me Moe, or You can Call Me Joe……
            As a man well seasoned by the years, I find some things connected with age somewhat offensive. I don’t particularly like labels, and what I call Geezer labels are especially offensive. You can call me just about anything, but don’t call me:
·        Spry: That’s a thick fatty substance that your mother used to fry chicken in and bake pies with.
·        A Senior Citizen: What the hell is that? Do they also have Freshman and Sophomore Citizens?
·        An older gentleman: That would only be half true.
·        Sir: If you were standing before me at attention and we were both in uniform, then you could call me sir, but I can guarantee that will never be the case.
·        Mr. Bradshaw: If you don’t know my first name then you’d better find someone to introduce us because I fully intend to use your first name…. if I can remember it.




Books by Lou Bradshaw available from Amazon Kindle for many devices
A Fine Kettle of Fish - Adventure Humor
Hickory Jack - Western
Blue - Western

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