It Just Don’t Smell Right:

Does anybody know where I might be able to find 50 caliber machinegun ammunition? It seems that a skunk has decided to make his or her den under my storage shed. I’ve tried every possible humane solution… and some which were not so much, but so far Peppi la Pew hasn’t moved out. Every time I go to the shed he reminds me that he’s still there, and there’s nothing I can do about it.  I figure that if I can shred his habitat with some well placed military grade ammo, he might move out. Otherwise, I’ll probably have to try and outlive him. Actually, everything I have out there shouldn’t be bothered by his presence… what does a John Deere care? Although, my wife has some boxes out there that she may never care to open again.

Books by Lou Bradshaw available on Amazon Kindle

 A Fine Kettle of Fish – Hickory Jack – Blue – and soon to come Ace High