10 things your boss won’t take kindly to:

1.       Addressing her as Sir.

2.       Getting caught looking down her blouse…..If you should get caught, smile. It could be the difference between getting fired and getting a raise.

3.       Posting your resume on Facebook. Posting your resume on the company web site also tends to piss ‘em off.

4.       Hitting on his wife at an office party may not get you fired, but it could cause him to question your judgment and your taste in women.

5.       Hitting on his daughter will get you fired.

6.       Referring to him by such nicknames as Baldy, Fatso, Dumbass, and Bozo may cause some office friction.

7.       Taking funeral leave for the same relative more than 3 times.

8.       Keeping a cheeseburger and Easter eggs in your desk drawer for more than 5 weeks.

9.       Calling in sick with the Flu on a Monday from Spain.

10.   Infecting the office computer network with a virus from a porn site.

I ran across several file folders of old cartoons from the days when I was active as a cartoonist (circa 1970s). These have, for whatever reason, never been published, and quite possibly never even been submitted. If you like them, I’ll keep them coming … as long as they last.

Your comments are always welcome and encouraged.

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