Things You Just Can’t Do:

You can’t cook with Pepper Spray

You can’t get milk from The Cowsills

You can’t ring a barbell

You can’t put your Pop in a pop bottle

You can’t go dancing to a rubber band

You can’t hit a golf ball with a book club

You can’t boil potatoes in a Peter Pan

You can’t tell time with a neighborhood watch

You can’t go sledding on a slide rule

You can’t keep your money in a river bank

You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,

But you can be happy if you've a mind to….Roger Miller

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 A Fine Kettle of Fish – Hickory Jack – Blue – and soon to come Ace High

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