Dear Doctor Love:

            Since the movie review segment, was such a roaring sleeper I have decided to try an advice to the lovelorn column. Our first letter just came in...

            Dear Doctor Love: I am a 93-year-old man who has been corresponding with a 22-year-old coed. She thinks I am an Arab oil Sheik and wants to meet with me. What should I do? 

DB, Syracuse, NY

            Dear DB: First, wrap a dishtowel around your head; next wrap a sheet around the rest of you. Most importantly, write, “Call 911” with a permanent marker on the palm of your hand. 

Dr. Love

Too many cooks:

            There is an old saying that goes, “Too many cooks spoil the broth.” The lovely Avon and I seem to have worked out that problem. We have each found our strengths and weaknesses, and now we can share the kitchen. I operate the can opener, and she operates the microwave. We are such gourmets.

Uncle Ed Update:

Uncle Ed is still undergoing therapy for a little bit of a mental disorder... He thinks he's a trained seal and has spent the last week balancing a beach ball on his nose. The doc says he's getting better and could be released by Monday. Yesterday, he did some finger painting, ate some Play Dough, and smoked 2 Crayolas before they took his matches.... Yep, I think he's almost back to normal.

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