The Washington Post’s Loss is your gain:

The Washington Post has a number of reader contests every year. One in particular has caught my interest and for the past 5 years I have been trying to pass myself off as a reader, so I can enter. But for the past 5 years they have denied me an entry claiming I’m not a subscriber nor was I smart enough to read the Post…. Well I reckon both are true.

The competition in question is a word distortion thing. The rules (besides being a reader) are you take one or more words and distort them to come up with something completely different… the wackier the better.

For instance if I came up with the word… Coppermouthrattlemoccosin… that would be any snake my wife happened to see in our yard.

Or if I were to come up with a Trojanpony… that would be just a little trick… Well you get the idea.

The word I was going to send this year before they started blocking my emails is Peacharrhea …. That’s an uncomfortable but non-life threatening condition that seems to show up every year, when fresh fruit is readily available.

Life is much too important to be taken seriously

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