Watching out for the Kinfolk:
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couple of weeks ago, I was on my way home from some legitimate late night
business, when I approached a stop sign. Normally at that time of night, I
would slow down and make a tiny little almost stop and go on. But this time
there was a pickup sitting there with its lights on, engine running, and left
turn signal flashing. So I pulled up to a complete stop behind it and
impatiently drummed on the steering wheel waiting.
After
a few seconds, I realized that truck wasn’t interested in going anywhere, so I
started to mash on my horn when I saw the Richard Nixon bumper sticker on the
tailgate. Uncle Ed had the last one in existence, and he must have fallen
asleep again, So I got out of the car and walked up to the door. To my surprise
he was wide awake and staring at the stop sign. He was obviously on his way
home from the Beer Bucket Saloon.
“Uncle
Ed,” I said, “what are you doin’ sittin’ here at one thirty in the mornin’?”
He
turned and looked at me like I was the village idiot and said, “Lee Roy…” he
always calls me Lee Roy. “You just get dumber by the day… any fool can see, I’m
waitin’ for the sign to change.” I turned around and went another way.
“Life is much too important to be taken seriously.”
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