Busted:

            I was standing around waiting for my wife to come out of a changing room in a clothing store, when I heard a woman mumbling to herself. She was standing in front of a full length mirror turning this way and that way.

 So being the curious sort that I am, I moved a little closer and took great interest in some sweaters. Blocking out everything else I was able to hear her say, “If it isn’t wrinkled, it’s sagging… If it isn’t sagging, it’s dragging… If it isn’t dragging, it’s bulging … If it isn’t bulging, it’s baggy… If it isn’t baggy, it’s splotchy.” Then she turned directly to me and said, “And I’m not talking about the clothes… Bub!

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