Johnny Cash
had a huge hit record called a Boy named Sue, in which he lamented the
problems of a name like that. Well, I’m here to tell you life ain’t easy for a
boy named Lou either. For one thing you start out with the dreadful name of
Louis, which is what every relative you’ve ever known will call by you for the
rest or your life. Once you start school the kids will call you Louie, which is
okay for a little kid, but no one will ever take a Louie seriously. My middle
initial is E. and with every substitute teacher I could just plan on winding up
in the principals office because she would invariably run Louis and E together
and make it Louise. Then just like with Johnny Cash’s song the fight would
start when someone laughed.
Eventually you survive your school
years and start work only to find that Louie is not well received in
business meetings or boardrooms, so you have to reinvent yourself all over
again and that’s how you become a Lou. In the span of my life I have also been
called Lucifer, Loopie Loo, Lucy, Loubee, Luther, Lois, Loo (referring to an
English rest room), Lu Lu and Loose Change all of which I bore with a smile
because if they didn’t like me they wouldn’t abuse me. For the record, no one
takes a Lou very seriously either – I don’t.
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Sue Cash may be a better choice than Johnny Cash, a name that could be mistaken for a pay toilet.
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