I’m not sure I wrote this. I don’t remember writing it, but it was in my computer where I store thing I write. I sounded like me, but I just don’t remember. If I didn’t, I wish I had, but I’ll not claim it.

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ”nothing”. The reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” is because she would have said about what”. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the jewels. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the precious package is infinitely more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion:
         A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you’d never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.  Time for another beer.


While we're in the gonadal mind frame: 
While talking to a friend the other day, who is very much a political conservative, he was ranting about someone who was "A left wing radical nut".
I said, "Oh, you mean he's a Lefticle." My friend got a big kick out of that, but I wonder if he knows what that makes him?

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