A gross misunderstanding:

            I ran into Uncle Ed at the sawmill yesterday, he was just sitting on the tailgate of his truck looking at a huge pile of sawdust. He was looking rather poorly, and I thought he might be sick, so I asked him if he was okay, he said he was. So I asked, “What’s the problem then?”

            He said, “Roy, (he always calls me Roy) I’ve always wanted to go to Japan, and now I learn that those Geishas are just high dollar waitresses and singers.” I agreed that it was so. He sighed and said, “I always thought they were strippers.” I guess that means he isn’t going.

Elvis and the grape:          

What does an Elvis song and have in common with a bottle of wine? The early Elvis hit Love Me had the opening line “Treat me like a fool…” That is exactly what 2 glasses of any kind of wine does to me.

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